Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Mike's Giant EYE



ITS HUGE. guys, this is the first time i've ever even heard of something called a stye and i somehow manage to get it. make sure that even your ever going to get a disease to do some research on it first before acquiring it. heres a few tips from the professionals about "stye eye" (aka"me")
1) Dont let people look at your eye (it can be hazardous to your ego)
2) Alternating cold and hot compresses throughout the day are your best friend.
3) the medicine from walmart isnt gonna do you a bit of good. (i tried it, go by yourself bfast with the money you would save from not buying it)
4) if, and when it guess worse to the point where your eye is swollen shut make sure you find a competent doctor who doesnt just say "theres something wrong with your eye"
5)lucky charms are good
6)the iphones gps will not always lead you to walmart the first time around, be patient and find your own route.
7) if you continue to read on you'll find that half these post actually have nothing to do with "stye eye"
8)did you know that 53% of people with "stye eye" get better within a few days. thats definetely not me. what a day to not be a statistics.
9)have a good day.

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